There Was No One I Wanted

There was no I wanted at the bar

There was no one I wanted at the grocery store

There was no one I wanted at the bookstore

There was no one I wanted at the hardware store

There was no one I wanted at the shoe store

There was no I wanted at the phone store

There was no one I wanted at the mall

There was no one I wanted at the coffee shop

There was no one I wanted at the diner

There was no one I wanted at the doctor’s office

There was no one I wanted at the dentist office

There was no I wanted at the post office

There was no one I wanted at the tax collector’s office

There was no one I wanted at the DMV

There was no one I wanted at the pawn shop

There was no I wanted at the strawberry festival.

There was no I wanted at the flea market

There was no one I wanted at the gun & knife show

There was no one I wanted at the drag show

There was no I wanted at the dollar store

There was no one I wanted at the museum

There was no one I wanted at the truck stop

There was no one I wanted at the Stop n’ Go

There was no I wanted at the park

There was no I wanted at the water park

There was no I wanted at the pet store.

There was no one I wanted in the furniture store

There was no I wanted at the parade

There was no I wanted at the car show

There was no one I wanted at the casino

There was no one I wanted at the concert

There was no one I wanted at Comic-Con

There was no one I wanted on the city bus.

There was no one I wanted in the candy shop

There was no one I wanted at the christening

There was no one I wanted at the police station

There was no one I wanted in jail

There was no one I wanted in college

There was no one I wanted at the hospital

There was no one I wanted at the wedding

There was no one I wanted at the car wash

There was no one I wanted at the laundry mat

There was no one I wanted in Florida

There was no one I wanted in New York

 And there was no one I wanted

 At the sex toy store.